"I’m Too Coastfi to Attend Pointless Meetings" Tank Top

You’ve done the math, you’ve stacked your investments, and now you’re coasting toward financial independence—no endless hustle required. This shirt is your passive-aggressive (but passive-income-fueled) response to every pointless calendar invite. "I'm too Coast FI to attend pointless meetings" is a mantra, a boundary, and a vibe. Because when your money’s working, you don’t have to.