Shirts On FI
"I’m Too Coastfi to Attend Pointless Meetings" Tank Top
"I’m Too Coastfi to Attend Pointless Meetings" Tank Top
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Finance-inspired apparel with a mission to support financial literacy.
You’ve done the math, you’ve stacked your investments, and now you’re coasting toward financial independence—no endless hustle required. This shirt is your passive-aggressive (but passive-income-fueled) response to every pointless calendar invite. "I'm too Coast FI to attend pointless meetings" is a mantra, a boundary, and a vibe. Because when your money’s working, you don’t have to.
Size chart
Size chart
Most Shirts On FI tees are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. It runs true to size with a classic fit; size up if you are between sizes or prefer a looser fit. Measurements below are in inches, taken flat.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Tip: chest width is measured armpit to armpit. Double your favorite shirt's flat width to compare. Tank tops and hoodies use different blanks and may vary slightly; when in doubt, contact us before ordering, because printed-to-order items cannot be exchanged for size.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
Printed just for you. Most orders are produced in 2 to 5 business days, with US delivery typically 2 to 7 business days after that. Wrong, damaged, or misprinted item? Contact us within 30 days and we will make it right. Full details: Shipping Policy and Refund Policy.
Product details & compliance
Product details & compliance
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3480, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
