"I'm Too Coastfi to Attend Pointless Meetings - Funny Tee

You’ve done the math, you’ve stacked your investments, and now you’re coasting toward financial independence—no endless hustle required. This shirt is your passive-aggressive (but passive-income-fueled) response to every pointless calendar invite. "I'm too Coast FI to attend pointless meetings" is a mantra, a boundary, and a vibe. Because when your money’s working, you don’t have to.