Mr. Money Goat – FIRE Wisdom from the Hill

Meet Mr. Money Goat—part financial sage, part farmyard chill-master. With The Simple Path to Wealth in hoof, this goat isn’t chewing grass—he’s digesting financial wisdom. This playful, cartoon-style design is perfect for FIRE enthusiasts who know that true G.O.A.T. status comes from compound interest, low-cost index funds, and a long-term mindset.

Whether you're a budgeting beginner or a portfolio pro, this tee reminds everyone that slow and steady (and maybe a little scruffy) wins the financial race.

Comfortable, clever, and just a little rebellious—like any good FIRE goat should be.