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Shirts On FI

Successfully Unemployed - Tank Top

$26.00 USD

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Color Aqua TriBlend Charcoal Black TriBlend Leaf Red True Royal White

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Finance-inspired apparel with a mission to support financial literacy.

Who says unemployment is a bad thing? When you’re “successfully unemployed,” it means you’ve cracked the code: financial independence, work-optional living, and time on your own terms. This minimalist design celebrates the FIRE journey with a dash of humor and a whole lot of pride. Perfect for those who traded their 9-to-5 for more meaningful adventures—or just more time to do absolutely nothing.

Size chart

Most Shirts On FI tees are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. It runs true to size with a classic fit; size up if you are between sizes or prefer a looser fit. Measurements below are in inches, taken flat.

Size	Chest width	Body length
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Tip: chest width is measured armpit to armpit. Double your favorite shirt's flat width to compare. Tank tops and hoodies use different blanks and may vary slightly; when in doubt, contact us before ordering, because printed-to-order items cannot be exchanged for size.

Shipping & returns

Printed just for you. Most orders are produced in 2 to 5 business days, with US delivery typically 2 to 7 business days after that. Wrong, damaged, or misprinted item? Contact us within 30 days and we will make it right. Full details: Shipping Policy and Refund Policy.

Product details & compliance

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3480, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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